After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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