no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
