whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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