Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
