either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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