New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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