if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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