I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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