Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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