Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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