I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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