Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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