Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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