who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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