Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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