We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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