More tranny stories later!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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