Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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