school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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