white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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