I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She bit a glass in half.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize