he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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