I bet he comes in French.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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