They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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