he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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