How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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