you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Randomize
