I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
