problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wish I only lived at night.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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