He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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