Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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