if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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