Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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