What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
the day after is always just damage control
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
