Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I see more hoeing in ur future
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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