Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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