Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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