it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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