i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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