Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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