We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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