We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
there is puke in my bra ... again
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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