I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You're like the curious george of whores
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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