I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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