Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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