I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
