I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
