? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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