we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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