Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
wow bdsm is so cute
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