I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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