Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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