Well douche your snatch and let's go!
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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