is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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