I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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