and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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