Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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