Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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