If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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